Decorations not included

The other day I bought Poppet a swim tube. While blowing it up for her, I was reading the package. In small print on the bottom of the actual picture, it reads: "Decorations not included." What??? I thought when I bought the swimming ring that the man came with it. :-( I'm very disapointed, I had no idea I would have to supply my own water, man and little girl. :-(

Click on the picture to enlarge it. My mom put a box around the "Decorations not included"

part.